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Friday, April 29, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

A Sneak Peak ...

Tomorrow, I'll be in Hawaii.


I'm frantic with all the packing and prep-ing the house today. I'm feeling a little like a crazy person actually.

Anywho, since I'll be radio silent for the next 14 days. I thought I'd give you a sneak peak at what to expect when I get back.

Maybe you've heard me mention a Scrappy B!tch...?

And if you had a crush on Skye, you may have some warm feelings for these two B!tches...

Now you all be good while I'm gone...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


It feels like spring today.

April is almost over and it's only just starting to feel like spring. That almost never happens here.

It's hard to believe that it's almost May and I still need to have my fireplace going all the time to keep the chill out of the house.

Maybe that's why I'm bailing to Hawaii in less than two weeks... no that's not why ( I mean, didn't I just say that it's starting to feel like spring?), but I am, did you know?

My SIL, aka: Beastie... eh-hem, I mean bestie... of 17 years and I are going on a 13 day Hawaiian cruise to celebrate our 30th birthdays. Our birthdays are actually months away, but you know, it's the sentiment...

It's getting to be crunch time. I'm trying to be uber prepared, as always. I'm neck deep in lists. Lists and lists and lists and list of my lists....

And I'm looking for good books to read.

We only actually spend 5 days on the islands and then the rest of the days we'll be cruising back across the ocean home, so I'm thinking I need books. I've gotten Tina Fey's Bossy Pants already, but I need a good fiction book too. Any recommendations?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

One Pearl Button's Awesome Giveaway!

I know how much you all love giveaways, and while this isn't one of ours, it's so fricken great (I've entered it) that I thought I'd better share it (and sharing it gets me another entry, so, you know, Win/Win :) ).

Super adorable Alli, over at One Pearl Button, is having a giveaway to celebrate her blogs 4 year anniversary.

Head on over to:

To win:

Alli is a great photographer and puts together the cutest outfits for her "What I'm Wearing" posts. Check her out and you'll love her blog as much as I do.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Loka Giveaway Winners!

Congratulations to:

Comment #53!  
Aik! - You won Loka's Re-purposed leather pouch!

Comment #14 ! JC -  You won Loka's Feather & Charm Necklace!

Comment #22! Jel - You won Loka's Red Feather Earrings!

Thank you to all that entered.

Numbers drawn from

Friday, April 08, 2011

B!tch Bag: Skye

Meet Skye.

Who ever said that B!tch and Stupid don't go hand in hand?

Skye buys 95% of her wardrobe from vintage boutiques. Which, you know, is fine, but here's the thing, she refuses to shop in thrift stores, because she doesn't want to wear other peoples old things....

Yeah, exactly... genius.

She's a self proclaimed "Boho Hippy", (you didn't think her parents gave her the name Skye did you? No,  she chose her own "flowing" name. *eye roll*) that practices "free love". That's why she slept with your boyfriend, and everyone else's, thus starting a Crabs epidemic in your area.

Thanks for the Crabs Skye, you stupid b!tch!

She won't be passing along free love anymore though, because now she's just a B!tch Bag, waiting to be your B!tch.

Skye is a 7x6.5" Saddle/Messenger bag made from a vintage leather jacket.

Her flap has a magnetic snap to keep all your things tucked safely inside and she has one internal pocket the perfect size for your phone or mp3 player.

She's fully lined with 100% cotton, double stitched for durability and her strap easily converts from a Shoulder, to an Over the Shoulder, Strap.


Thursday, April 07, 2011

Monday, April 04, 2011

April Giveaway: Loka

*** Caution***
If you do not like free stuff, avert your eyes now

Today, Polluted Pixie is bringing you a chance to win 1 of 3 items, handcrafted by Sam, of Loka

Loka is both, an etsy shop and a local clothing store on our tiny island. 

Sam's store front offers clothing sourced locally and with an emphasis on sustainable fabrics. She also offers local crafts people and artists a space to display their pieces for sale, on consignment. 

Loka Jewelry, her Etsy shop, displays Sam's talents, accessories ranging from leather bags to jewelry and it's these handcrafted items that we're giving away.

The first, is a leather zipper pouch made from re-purposed leather:

The second, is a feather and heart charm necklace:

And third, a pair of red feather earrings: 

How to enter:

Become a public follower of this blog, then leave a comment with your name/email address (don't forget your email address, we need to be able to contact you if you win), and the name of your favorite item from Loka's etsy shop.

******For extra entries ******

1: Tweet (@PollutedPixie), blog, and/or facebook about our giveaway and leave a link. (leave separate comments for each.)
2: Liking Loka and/or Polluted Pixie on Facebook and leave a comment on our walls saying you're stopping by from Polluted Pixie's April Giveaway. (If you're already a follower, leave a comment here saying so.)


Buy something from either Loka or Polluted Pixie's etsy shop for 5 extra entries. (Leave 5 separate comments and mention what you purchased in them.)

Each time you do one of the above, leave a new comment, on this post, telling us what you did and we will add it to the pot.

***Giveaway end date 9am April 12th***

Good Luck!


Hey, remember us? Sooo, maybe we haven't been around much, or like, at all, but you know what? Here we are! Yay! And guess what... we're miserable... yup. You know why? Today is Day 1 of a cleanse for us, that's why.

That means no tea... no coffee... in fact, no solid food either... for a week.

Do you know what we do get? A gallon of salt water, every morning. A salt water flush... flush is the key word. Have you have done a salt water flush? Well, we'd recommend it, for entertainment factor... well, it's entertaining if you enjoy poo... which we do (that rhymed, did-ja like it?).

The Master Cleanse. It's brutal. But it's what we do. For the next week, you might not want to talk to us... or make eye contact. Just sayin'

No, just kidding (sort of), a giveaway is coming up, from our lovely friend Sam from Loka! So stay tuned...