Meet Skye.
Who ever said that B!tch and Stupid don't go hand in hand?
Skye buys 95% of her wardrobe from vintage boutiques. Which, you know, is fine, but here's the thing, she refuses to shop in thrift stores, because she doesn't want to wear other peoples old things....
Yeah, exactly... genius.
She's a self proclaimed "Boho Hippy", (you didn't think her parents gave her the name Skye did you? No, she chose her own "flowing" name. *eye roll*) that practices "free love". That's why she slept with your boyfriend, and everyone else's, thus starting a Crabs epidemic in your area.
Thanks for the Crabs Skye, you stupid b!tch!
She won't be passing along free love anymore though, because now she's just a B!tch Bag, waiting to be your B!tch.
Skye is a 7x6.5" Saddle/Messenger bag made from a vintage leather jacket.
Her flap has a magnetic snap to keep all your things tucked safely inside and she has one internal pocket the perfect size for your phone or mp3 player.
She's fully lined with 100% cotton, double stitched for durability and her strap easily converts from a Shoulder, to an Over the Shoulder, Strap.
**Sold**
Who ever said that B!tch and Stupid don't go hand in hand?
Skye buys 95% of her wardrobe from vintage boutiques. Which, you know, is fine, but here's the thing, she refuses to shop in thrift stores, because she doesn't want to wear other peoples old things....
Yeah, exactly... genius.
She's a self proclaimed "Boho Hippy", (you didn't think her parents gave her the name Skye did you? No, she chose her own "flowing" name. *eye roll*) that practices "free love". That's why she slept with your boyfriend, and everyone else's, thus starting a Crabs epidemic in your area.
Thanks for the Crabs Skye, you stupid b!tch!
She won't be passing along free love anymore though, because now she's just a B!tch Bag, waiting to be your B!tch.
Skye is a 7x6.5" Saddle/Messenger bag made from a vintage leather jacket.
Her flap has a magnetic snap to keep all your things tucked safely inside and she has one internal pocket the perfect size for your phone or mp3 player.
She's fully lined with 100% cotton, double stitched for durability and her strap easily converts from a Shoulder, to an Over the Shoulder, Strap.
**Sold**
3 comments:
Skye is a naughty bag!
What a dirty B!tch!
I want that bag.
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