"Madge, You're Such a Dick"MD is sooooo hipster. Much too hipster to be your friend anymore, after all, you shop at Old Navy and have no idea what glitch music is.
Pft, you are such a mainstream conformist.
In fact, this former best friend has totally nixed you simply because you can't follow a convo about philosophy, you quit smoking and don't own an ironic tshirt.
MD is made from Vintage Dick Tracy bed sheets, a flouncy black skirt, red airy curtains, and a leather belt. All combined she's a rather large, 2 compartment, 5 pocket B!tch that will hold all your essentials, even your laptop.
So when Dick says:
"I'm on my way..."
you will be too.