What's a B!tch Bag?
Well, I'm sure you've heard the term before, somewhere.
However, here's what it is to us Polluted Pixie's:
A purse that was formerly something else.
Be it a leather jacket, a skirt, curtains or maybe Dad's old pants, they'll all become a Bag. I will have, in a sense, taken an object and made it my b!tch and therefore, it's a B!tch Bag.
Once you get one, you will make it your b!tch.
Dump all your sh*t on that b!tch and make her haul it around. Make her fat with your garbage and throw her on the floor.
Do it. I dare you.
What is Bags for Bags?
Just that, a bag for a bag. If you're female, you're a bag. No avoiding it. At some point in your life... well, lets be honest, at some point today, you've been a bag to someone or something. You're a bag and these bags are for you.
Some day, I may make bags for men, and they'll probably called something like, DouchBags. We'll see. It's a maybe.
***Coming Soon: Meet Some B!tches*****