One for you and you and you...
Dear Ethan, Stop hiding the TV remote before you go to school. Contrary to popular belief, Mom does not need help curbing her TV "habit". NOW GIVE ME THE REMOTE!!! MAMA'S MISSING HER STORIES!!!
Dear Book, I wish you would end. Why are you so boring? Do you know where the remote is?
Dear Chris, You are the rain in my rainbow. (Don't look at me like that, it's a good thing)
Dear Kotex Commercial, You are making my life right now. I see you everyday and I still laugh every time.
Dear Kaidence, If you keep choosing dirty clothes to wear to school, I promise, the kids will start calling you Stinkence... because I will tell them to.
Dear Tea, Why are you cold before I'm done with you?
Dear Daddy, You saved my day yesterday. You really are the very bestest Daddoo in the entire world and when you are old and feeble, I promise, I will take very very good care of you (**cough** while I'm visiting you in the old folks home).